Have fun down there with Janey and Mdame... Warning - two months on this status with no improvement and you go to super smackdown and I send round my pet goblin with her toenail pulling device.
I had my butt smacked yesterday. I wasn't even on smack down. 400 kms of driving in a day on my bike did that to me. If driving can do that to my butt, I can only imagine what a Koala with sharpened claws could do. Scaaary!
OH, GOODIE!
ReplyDelete*toe-nail pincers go clackclackclack*
ahahahahahah! I was hoping to see an actual butt though. Who's your resident artist for these badges? JJ? Any time for a butt badge?
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Chris: Where do you think that blood came from? Oh, it's not a pretty sight...
ReplyDeleteWhen people advise writers to keep their butt in the chair, that's not writing advice, that's Koala protection!
So true, JJ, so true.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Koala protection!!!!
ReplyDeleteI had my butt smacked yesterday. I wasn't even on smack down. 400 kms of driving in a day on my bike did that to me. If driving can do that to my butt, I can only imagine what a Koala with sharpened claws could do. Scaaary!
ReplyDeleteI still gots nothin'!
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