I can't believe I'm posting this.
2,157,120
Apparently that's the equivalent of four hundred and sixty something toilet seats. Thankfully for all who know me I'm an obsessive handwasher. Looks like I need to be.
*dashes to computer store for keyboard cleaning products*
Now I need to know how many toilet seats your keyboards are harbouring!
The 2012 Koala Challenge
I think we'll call this column an 'example' of a typical month for a while...keep picking up the badges, though!
Keep writing, keep submitting and earn Koala Love Points! Report in at the end of every month and She Who Is Always Right will total your points and let you know which badge you may display on the side of your blog.
New victims always welcome - please let me know in the comment trail of the latest post. Full instructions for the 2012 challenge here!
Nine or more points:
Angie
Stevie
Pam
Rick (who's Rick? Ah well, he reported in)
Eight points:
Seven points:
Six points:
6 Iasa (it was 5.5, but I'm rounding her up out of amazement. I think it's an Iasa Record)
Five points:
Four points:
Three points:
Two points
One point
Pete
"We were on a break..."
Displease the Koala by neglecting your writing altogether and you may find yourself joining Sarah
KOALA SMACKDOWN
Displease the Koala even more and she may call in her slippery sidekick and put you on:
SUPER-SMACKDOWN!
Aniket
Robin
With thanks to JJ de Benedictis for the fantastic artwork (and her fine abilities with toenail pliers).
Keep writing, keep submitting and earn Koala Love Points! Report in at the end of every month and She Who Is Always Right will total your points and let you know which badge you may display on the side of your blog.
New victims always welcome - please let me know in the comment trail of the latest post. Full instructions for the 2012 challenge here!
Nine or more points:
Angie
Stevie
Pam
Rick (who's Rick? Ah well, he reported in)
Eight points:
Seven points:
Six points:
6 Iasa (it was 5.5, but I'm rounding her up out of amazement. I think it's an Iasa Record)
Five points:
Four points:
Sempra
Whirl (how'd he beat me?! That never happens!)
Three points:
3 McK
Two points
Mar
Sylvia
One point
Pete
"We were on a break..."
Jenna
JJdeGoblin
Displease the Koala by neglecting your writing altogether and you may find yourself joining Sarah
on
KOALA SMACKDOWN
Displease the Koala even more and she may call in her slippery sidekick and put you on:
SUPER-SMACKDOWN!
Aniket
Robin
With thanks to JJ de Benedictis for the fantastic artwork (and her fine abilities with toenail pliers).
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18 comments:
Ha! I have 2,696,400 germs on my keyboard. Top that!
*struts*
Ha, yourself!
There are about 3,280,620 germs on your keyboard right now!
That's equivalent to the number of germs on 656 toilet seats.
But that could be split or doubled depending on what you do when you have 2 computers and 2 of those wonderfully filthy keyboards.
Mmmmmm. Gotta love those germs.
About 3.1 million here. And really, they're the only friends I've got.
Yep- it's germ warfare on this puppy at my fingertips. That's OK. Builds the germ warfare equivalent of moral fiber.
Hey, Pete - what about us???
Aw, shucks, Robin. You knew I was only joking.
2,516,640 Germs Live On Your Keyboard!
I so didn't need to know that.
Suddenly I feel so clean!
3,055,920 or 611 toilet seats. But not all toilet seats are equal, so that could be better or worse. Not sure.
But the keyboard germs are building up your immunity to real germs. They're like practice germs. So don't hate em.
Bless 'em.
It must be like going to the movies.
I sometimes hear them cheering when my screensaver kicks in (apart from the ones on the back row by the spacebar who seem to exist in a state of perpetual snog) and on a good day, I've been known to dressed up and serve small portions of ice cream.
But how many, whirlochre?!
Ugh! *shudder*
My zit boy (Garlic) is on the crapometer. If you get the chance, please check it out. Thanks!
But how many, whirlochre?!
If they're snogging in the back row, more and more every day!
BTW, Whirlochre, you made me grin. Ice cream! :-D
I reckon about 4,485,876 — and the last time I went round with ice cream, they all rushed to the Q end at once and my keyboard flipped up and hit me on the chin.
Hoping you can partay today!
Nobody's there yet. I'm itching to get started. This could be your head start.
heh heh
:-)
LOL
You're killing me, WO!
I am Lady Macbeth. My hands are scaly from the number of times I wash my hands in hot water. HOT water everyday. Yes I am OCD. Toilet seats? Please stop or I'll be hooking myself up to a catheter for life.
It's not the number of germs that counts - it's the yuckiness of them. 1X toilet seat germ is worth like 1,000,000 keyboard germs. Not all bacteria are created equal.
That's what I tell myself as my fingertips stick to my keyboard anyhoo!
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