Ahhh. *sigh* I'm in love. This is my favorite accent in the whole world. And you read beautifully. I could listen to you for hours. Maybe you and Patrick Stewart will do a duet some day? *sigh*
You know, I've been thinking about the possibility of having to read my stuff aloud lately, and I'm dreading the idea of having to cuss in front of people I don't know. So, no, I ain't joining in this one.
And your voice is nothing like I thought it would be.
Gee, you're all making me blush. Thanks! I hate to ask - what did you think I'd sound like?!
Sarah, line Patrick up and I'll do it for a wedding present!
Conduit, what better place to start than a warm, friendly audience? Also, you can allow yourself several practices before committing yourself to the airwaves. Choose a clean bit if you're worried about the language - or listen to WO's to get your courage up!
Given the Scottish/Oz thing, I had an idea you'd sound coarser than an old yard brush.
But far from it — and no fur tickling at the microphone either.
I'm guessing writers are increasingly being called upon to read extracts of their stuff. If so — you're quids in, both in terms of material and delivery.
Nicely done. I'm no accent expert at all, but you don't sound completely anything. Certainly the Scottish shines through above all else, but bits of a proper, almost RP, dialect seem to be in there, and other things I'm too ignorant to identify. Maybe you're just a very proper Scot. Would you mind saying "If it's not Scottish, it's crap," for us?
I had an idea you'd sound coarser than an old yard brush.
Sorry to disappoint!
Paca, I say that every day. I think the accent is all over the place due to my moving around. I think I may be a bit of a mixed-up mongrel on a basis of 'proper' Scot. My mother certainly is (a proper Scot that is). Add in some London, some US, some Europe and some Australia and this is what you get.
I think we'll call this column an 'example' of a typical month for a while...keep picking up the badges, though!
Keep writing, keep submitting and earn Koala Love Points! Report in at the end of every month and She Who Is Always Right will total your points and let you know which badge you may display on the side of your blog.
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3 McK
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McK's Top Ten Books 2011
I lost count a while ago. But it's well over 100 now, and I suspect it will be somewhere between 150 and 200 by the end of the year.
1. Before I Die - Jenny Downham According to my library, technically this is YA, but I think it defies genre. I think I managed not to cry until about page 25, but after that...I. Did. Not. Stop. Crying. Until I got to the end two and a half hours later. I couldn't stop reading either. Absolutely amazing. Utterly transcendent. 2. Dark Matter - Anita Paver I have a strange weakness for historical Arctic expeditions and this one added in one of my other weaknesses...ghoulies and ghosties. Admirably tight writing as well. Highly recommended. 3. Major Pettigrew's Last Stand - Helen Simonson Wonderful portrait of English village life with all its petty biases, plus a sharper undercurrent of racism. A beautiful story of love in the older generation, and it's funny too! The best thing, though, and the element that really made this story sing for me, was the strength of characters. 4. Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card Yes, I can't believe I hadn't read it before either. Isn't it good! 5. Room - Emma Donoghue Enchanting and utterly horrifying at the same time; an unforgettable read. 6. The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins Ah, good old-fashioned adventure! Unputdownable. 7. Sixty Lights - Gail Jones Admirable, but oddly frustrating. Maybe a bit too 'surface literary' for my taste. Tells the story of a fascinating life, with some interesting motifs running through it, but personally I think I would have preferred a plainer style. That's just me though. And it makes the list. 8. The City in the Lake - Rachel Neumeir Just gorgeous! 9. The Harrowing - Alexandra Sokoloff A fairly traditional little horror tale that I zipped through in a couple of hours - gave me a few genuine chills. 10. The Good Mayor - Andrew Nicoll - Didn't really come to life for me until around half way through, but then it really did!
Total books read so far this year: 85
McK still wants to read... Most of the Orange Prize shortlist Most of the Booker Prize shortlist The Bird Sisters - Rebecca Rasmussen
McK's Top Ten Books - The Rules Rules? What rules? One rule only - if McK is not impressed or entertained, it doesn't go on the Top Ten list. Oh, OK, rule number two - books on the Top Ten list will move around depending on how much McK is impressed or entertained.
18 comments:
This is terrific in every respect. The imagery is superb and your voice teases the words off the page and into the air beautifully.
You, too, have a lovely voice and ditto everything WO said.
Will you be signing up to read other's work too?
What a lovely voice you have: so clear, so calm and so elegant.
Wow McK. Amazing voice - and, as you mentioned with mine, it's not the voice I had in my head for you.
Beautiful voice, beautiful reading, wonderful story.
well now, that was superb, in every way! :)
FH said it perfectly. I thing your voice has a legitimate natural beauty to it.
Lovely, lovely voice! It has a very wonderful, lyrical quality. How fun.
Ahhh. *sigh* I'm in love. This is my favorite accent in the whole world. And you read beautifully. I could listen to you for hours. Maybe you and Patrick Stewart will do a duet some day? *sigh*
You know, I've been thinking about the possibility of having to read my stuff aloud lately, and I'm dreading the idea of having to cuss in front of people I don't know. So, no, I ain't joining in this one.
And your voice is nothing like I thought it would be.
Gee, you're all making me blush. Thanks! I hate to ask - what did you think I'd sound like?!
Sarah, line Patrick up and I'll do it for a wedding present!
Conduit, what better place to start than a warm, friendly audience? Also, you can allow yourself several practices before committing yourself to the airwaves. Choose a clean bit if you're worried about the language - or listen to WO's to get your courage up!
Given the Scottish/Oz thing, I had an idea you'd sound coarser than an old yard brush.
But far from it — and no fur tickling at the microphone either.
I'm guessing writers are increasingly being called upon to read extracts of their stuff. If so — you're quids in, both in terms of material and delivery.
Nicely done. I'm no accent expert at all, but you don't sound completely anything. Certainly the Scottish shines through above all else, but bits of a proper, almost RP, dialect seem to be in there, and other things I'm too ignorant to identify. Maybe you're just a very proper Scot.
Would you mind saying "If it's not Scottish, it's crap," for us?
figgered you'd sound like my other aussie friends... and you do ;)
What an interesting accent you have. I'd have guessed West Country, I think. It's ... much softer than I'd expect from a Scots/Aussie mix!
I had an idea you'd sound coarser than an old yard brush.
Sorry to disappoint!
Paca, I say that every day. I think the accent is all over the place due to my moving around. I think I may be a bit of a mixed-up mongrel on a basis of 'proper' Scot. My mother certainly is (a proper Scot that is). Add in some London, some US, some Europe and some Australia and this is what you get.
Nice voice, Olivia.
I love your accent--it's soft. I guess what Paca said.
It's blended.
Very nice!
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