Friday, March 20, 2009

Competition Entries and back to Brazilian

Get 'em in. Boys, it's looking like an all-girl affair right now. I know that either lures or offends you, either way, if you want to defend your honour, get going. Deadline approaching! The Koala Awaits.

Re. Brazilians - check out this (very brief) article. Actually my question to you is not about Brazilians. I would like to know the details of your latest neck wax. Please. Spill all. Particularly why.

11 comments:

writtenwyrdd said...

I don't get the waxing thing, but that probably just shows how middle aged and grumpy I've become.

Whirlochre said...

I draw the line at intestinal villi waxing, myself.

As for my all-male entry, it's on it's way, albeit delayed. Son-of-Whirl was off school yesterday with what his teacher thought was appendicitis, but which I recognised as the feeblest excuse for skiving since "my arm was bitten off by a dinosaur, honest, but somehow it's miraculously regrown."

JaneyV said...

So is a Brazillian the full baldy or the landing strip?

Sarah Laurenson said...

If people want that waxed and know there's a possibility of injury - I mean, come on, there's a possibility for injury - then let them get it waxed. Why does the government think they have to protect us from ourselves at every turn. Darwin is at play here, people. Let him have his day.

No entry for me this time. It would be fun, but I really need some solid time to concentrate on finishing my WIP.

We lost a co-worker this week to a car accident and it's put me off big time. I know I did nothing writing-wise one day and the next I wrote some, but not sure how much. I might start my week over today and move on from here.

Robin S. said...

Mine's coming, as it were...

Robin S. said...

Oooops. I meant the writing.

As for waxing, the only thing I ever do with that stuff is have my brows done. I'm a wuss.

Plus, I'm not averse to Nair.

McKoala said...

Oy, who's discussing Brazilians out there? C'mon, will somebody admit to a 'neck wax'?!

(Oh, OK. Janey, it's the landing strip. Written, I'm finding that the ageing process is kind in a sense...not so many people bother to look any more! Whirl, if SOW ends up in hospital this weekend I expect word eating and gifts for the teacher. Otherwise, no more sickies for SOW until he's at least 25. Sarah, I posted on your blog, but The Koala says, take a break, she will be kind. Robin, the most innocent things in your hands...)

fairyhedgehog said...

I missed the bit about "neck waxing". Is that a euphemism for something?

I've never waxed any part of my body at all. What's wrong with using a cutthroat razor?

(Well, OK, a Bic razor and/or a battery one.)

That's a battery razor, folks. Not any other kind of battery-powered object.

blogless troll said...

I ran out of time and didn't get anything done for the competition. Sorry.

pjd said...

Dang, no time for the competition.

I love this writing in the linked article:
The board will decide on April 14 whether to adopt explicit language banning genital waxing.

Explicit language? No euphemisms for body parts? No "down there" and "stop sniggering" in the new law?

Speaking of sniggering, Janey and FH, you crack me up.

JaneyV said...

As you may have guessed by now, I haven't had a chance to do an entry for this. I tried and tried to think of something but all I could think of was poor JB and Girly of Whirly and all my good ideas topped themselves... in a fall on their swords way...not in a goodbye cruel world way...I have to stop talking now...