Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Koala stats updated!

Some leeway given to some of you; none at all to others. Unfair? Well, who's the one not writing, then?

Note new status, Koala Supersmackdown, applied under special circumstances, namely to those who have been on Smackdown for quite some time and then dare to sass the one and only Vicious Koala of Benevolence. Note the lack of image. I'd ask JJdeGoblin to create one, but I fear it would be so bloody and awful and involve so many Troll guts that she would faint at her drawing table, so, please, use your imaginations. And then wash them thoroughly with soap afterwards.

I am proud of many of you for your diligence! I may have to think of Koala Awards for the end of the year, but let's see if you can keep it up and stay away from the bloody fate of....Supersmackdown!

9 comments:

jjdebenedictis said...

Troll guts make surprisingly good paint, actually. Goblins use them all the time.

Unfortunately, the palette is quite limited. One must make up for the lack of colour-variation with an exuberant painting technique.

Generally, a rain slicker is required. And a pair of Wellies.

Sarah Laurenson said...

LOL

You and the Troll make a great comedy duo. You should take this act on the road.

Whirlochre said...

As one who has been smacked
I urge you all
not to be whacked

blogless troll said...

I was going to update my numbers, but I kind of like having my own category.

JaneyV said...

I have no guts left.

Sarah Laurenson said...

Jane E. Viscerated?

Monkey Mama said...

AHAHAHAHAH! Bring it on! HAHAHAHAAH!
:-)

McKoala said...

Eew, eew, eew! The Koala may just have to throw up a little in her mouth. You're all enjoying this far too much.

Robin S. said...

I'm sitting in my tiny little study laughing my ass off. Hope the neighbors can't hear me through the windows...