Thursday, May 13, 2010

April scores finally up!

The Koala is back downunder, nestled in the branches of the eucalypt. Those silver birches are all very fine, but they do poke one in the back so dreadfully. And the leaves - not quite so tasty as those from the beloved eucalypt.

Apologies for the delay, *koffs out some more ash*, but let the shredding begin!

Not a bad month overall, most of you are keeping your little noses to the grindstone. Kudos to Aniket for hanging on to his three points and to Paca for, under Special Furry Rules, submitting his dissertation and heading straight to the top for the first and possibly the only time (dissertation being all done now). By the way, his dissertation was of such fine calibre that we must now refer to him as Dr Paca and genuflect in his presence. Except for me of course. (Did I eve tell you about my doctorate in Eucalypt Studies from the University of Marsupials? Ah, well, that's a story for another time...)

OK, so... who didn't report in? Chris, but I happen to know she's been submitting, so she is safe again (grr)*. Nothing from Catvibe and mdames60, and no second chances this month (in that I gave you one already, so get those Smackdown badges up on your blogs right now, young ladies).

As for Janey, her butt is so shredded there is nothing more for the Koala to sink her claws into, so I've despatched the Goblin with her toenail pliers. You will hear the shrieks, wherever you are.

Enough fun, back to your desks everybody.

*she sent a missive by private bat mail, it's very efficient, but that fruit bat poop doesn't half make a mess of my nice leaves.

12 comments:

JaneyV said...

And this is the thanks I get for blowing the ash cloud away...

Do your worst Goblin. I won't talk...

Robin S. said...

Heh. Someday we need a McKoala-fied get-together, wjere she gives us our comeuppances in person.

And Janey should get a special services award for dealing with that damn ash cloud!

sylvia said...

I got trapped by the ash cloud AGAIN last week. Ms V, I am not impressed with your blowing the ash cloud away *towards Spain*. That was uncalled for.

sylvia said...

Heee, for once my profile photo matches my comment exactly :D

North said...

Does this mean I have to write ummm fiction now?

McKoala said...

Too right Janey, you won't talk. But that's because it's too hard to talk post-goblinisation. (LOL Sylvia! I'll ask Goblin to take out a nail with your name on it).

Oooh, Robin, I'm booking my flights right now.

North, oh yes. Otherwise you're going South.

jjdebenedictis said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Run, JaneyV...because you'll only be able to hobble once I'm finished with you. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*clackclackclack*

Catvibe said...

oh yeah...

I had an art show that took all my focus, and I've been moving huge loads of dirt around the yard and building rock walls. I think I wrote a poem last month. I deserve all I get from hell and demons for the lack of attention to my writing. But to be smacked down by the likes of you makes it all worth it. :-)

Chris Eldin said...

McKNice, I love that you keep us as a community!!

phone call... will come back! But that Paca!! YAY!!
:-)

pacatrue said...

Oops. North is me. Perhaps makes more sense that way.

Sarah Laurenson said...

Will update to my badge of dishonor soon. Feeling puirly today.

writtenwyrdd said...

I'm at risk of a shredding myself, this month. Half over and I've written about 500 words.