While googling myself, as one does, I found a host of McKoala impostors. Shock! Horror!
This is not me.
This is also not me.
Nor is this (scroll down to second bottom entry). Or this.
And if you are of a strong constitution, check this one out. But it wasn't me. (Either behind or in front of the camera).
It's perturbing actually. I have been McKoala for a very long time and I'm not too enchanted by the prospect of sharing my identity. Some people might mistake the less tasteful utterings of the other McKoala's for mine.
I can't really take my wrath out on them, perfect strangers that they are. However, I do have a handy whipping wench right here. Step forward O'Koala, if you dare...