There's a huge gulf between the top and the bottom this month! A good number on approves (purrr), but then everybody else right down at the bottom - and three, read it, three on Super Smackdown! I think that's a record.
Off you go little Goblin...
The 2012 Koala Challenge
I think we'll call this column an 'example' of a typical month for a while...keep picking up the badges, though!
Keep writing, keep submitting and earn Koala Love Points! Report in at the end of every month and She Who Is Always Right will total your points and let you know which badge you may display on the side of your blog.
New victims always welcome - please let me know in the comment trail of the latest post. Full instructions for the 2012 challenge here!
Nine or more points:
Angie
Stevie
Pam
Rick (who's Rick? Ah well, he reported in)
Eight points:
Seven points:
Six points:
6 Iasa (it was 5.5, but I'm rounding her up out of amazement. I think it's an Iasa Record)
Five points:
Four points:
Three points:
Two points
One point
Pete
"We were on a break..."
Displease the Koala by neglecting your writing altogether and you may find yourself joining Sarah
KOALA SMACKDOWN
Displease the Koala even more and she may call in her slippery sidekick and put you on:
SUPER-SMACKDOWN!
Aniket
Robin
With thanks to JJ de Benedictis for the fantastic artwork (and her fine abilities with toenail pliers).
Keep writing, keep submitting and earn Koala Love Points! Report in at the end of every month and She Who Is Always Right will total your points and let you know which badge you may display on the side of your blog.
New victims always welcome - please let me know in the comment trail of the latest post. Full instructions for the 2012 challenge here!
Nine or more points:
Angie
Stevie
Pam
Rick (who's Rick? Ah well, he reported in)
Eight points:
Seven points:
Six points:
6 Iasa (it was 5.5, but I'm rounding her up out of amazement. I think it's an Iasa Record)
Five points:
Four points:
Sempra
Whirl (how'd he beat me?! That never happens!)
Three points:
3 McK
Two points
Mar
Sylvia
One point
Pete
"We were on a break..."
Jenna
JJdeGoblin
Displease the Koala by neglecting your writing altogether and you may find yourself joining Sarah
on
KOALA SMACKDOWN
Displease the Koala even more and she may call in her slippery sidekick and put you on:
SUPER-SMACKDOWN!
Aniket
Robin
With thanks to JJ de Benedictis for the fantastic artwork (and her fine abilities with toenail pliers).
About Me
- McKoala
- A marsupial with pretensions to humanity. E-mail the tartan furball at mckoalarado at gmail dot com.
10 comments:
Do koalas purr? Well clearly this one does.
I love the name jj de Torture!
I'm so glad I'm not joining in because you've got enough folk on Super Smackdown already!
*sigh* Wish I could really be retired, then I'd have more time to procrastinate on writing. Hey, I'd get lots of creative exercise thinking up excuses.
The last time I heard a koala purr was when I slumbered.
Now look at me.
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
(Although the Goblin may need to remove her own toenails one of these days if she doesn't get cracking.)
Lauren K is hiding from me! *pouts*
Here are Merry's toenails, however.
*tinkle-tinkle*
Always room for more FH, one day you will fall for my blandishments... LOL, Sarah, we await your return, I know you can't stay away for long. Whirl, you know how quickly a purr can turn to a growl, back to work!
Hiding? Hiding? There is no hiding from us, little goblin! You may take her fingernails too!
You think quite highly of me oh the mightiest furriest furyest and at very verrry rare times most gracious Koala. But alas, I didn't even manage that one point this month.
We finally got possession of the house we bought last year, so we moved into our new home. You of all Koalas know how much trouble it is to be shifting home. We are still unpacking and setting up things. So I didn't even manage that one point in May. I guess its my month off (I haven't taken that yet, have I?)
Although, I've always backed Pete as I had faith in him that he is destined to do great things and accumulate more points than no man has acquired before in the history of Koala Challenge. So do I get a point for foresight and a keen eye for spotting talent? Come on, me sitting on one point is now a tradition of sorts. Knows who, what hell shall befall if I'm not on one point. Not that I doubt the abilities of the mighty koala to handle such menial things as hell.
*psst*
I know it's a bit early to be talking about June totals yet, but I may not have access to the internet near the time when we have to report in.
Thus, I wanted to ooze in early and note I've got one point already. So no claws if you fail to hear from me at the appointed time, okay?
*genuflect, genuflect*
*grovel*
The goblin was humble... she not only collected my toenails but eviscerated me completely and I think there's a spare bit of guts still left under the couch...
sigh.
Bad writer. I shall wear the badge of shame, er at least my blog will...
Will be back with meager June totals or toenails in hand... well, actually, I don't think they'll grow back that fast... would you take a thumb?
Well, Merry, the goblin had to take her frustration on being unable to find Lauren out on somebody...
One point Goblin, duly noted.
Aniket, I may have left you on one point out of sheer force of habit. I actually put you down for a break! And no. We all knew that about Peter...
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