Saturday, May 09, 2009

Koala Threat Level: Extreme

You know who you are. Smackdown approaches. 48 hours to produce some wordage or you will wear the badge of humiliation.

You have been warned.

The Koala is grumpy. She may have to take it out on you.

9 comments:

fairyhedgehog said...

McK you are one scary Koala. I really want to meet you.

jjdebenedictis said...

Oh boy! Do we get to help punish the guilty? Goblins make great toe-nail pullers!

Whirlochre said...

What scares me is that you're "down under" — some vague antipodean location that might not be, in reality, the furthest place from Whirl Towers.

Aerin said...

Anyone want to throw in their lot with me and have a support team type deal? McK's assured my word count, but I keep frittering it away on bits and pieces - there are, oh, 30 novels running around in my head. I would LOVE someone to keep me focused on one (okay, even two) WIP at a time. Anyone?

McKoala said...

FH, you worry me. JJ also, but for different reasons...

Whirl, nowhere is too far for me to travel when I'm in a snit. Do I make myself clear?

Aerin, Aerin. Simply send me your novel ideas and I will chose the one that I want to read and slash the others to shreds with my evil claws. Problem solved.

McKoala said...

Aerin is saved by updated statistics, or possibly by the fact that I didn't read them properly in the first place. Remember, however, The Koala Never Makes Mistakes. And if anyone suggests otherwise...

sylvia said...

I am back to first pass editing (of the final section of my novel omg) and I did Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 last week.

I spent this morning daydreaming about plot breakthroughs and I'm really hoping that counts because I think I'm too hungover to actually commit any of them to paper.

On the other hand, having read jj's comment maybe I will write something just to be sure.

Chris Eldin said...

*ducking behind Robin*
neener neener neener

:-)

J.C. Montgomery said...

Intresting what can happen when threatened with being forced to wear your own entrails as a necklace.

940 word, re-edited, chapter to Salvation's Curse.Does this mean now I end up with an appendectomy instead of disembowlment?