You know who you are. Smackdown approaches. 48 hours to produce some wordage or you will wear the badge of humiliation.
You have been warned.
The Koala is grumpy. She may have to take it out on you.
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The 2012 Koala Challenge
I think we'll call this column an 'example' of a typical month for a while...keep picking up the badges, though!
Keep writing, keep submitting and earn Koala Love Points! Report in at the end of every month and She Who Is Always Right will total your points and let you know which badge you may display on the side of your blog.
New victims always welcome - please let me know in the comment trail of the latest post. Full instructions for the 2012 challenge here!
Nine or more points:
Angie
Stevie
Pam
Rick (who's Rick? Ah well, he reported in)
Eight points:
Seven points:
Six points:
6 Iasa (it was 5.5, but I'm rounding her up out of amazement. I think it's an Iasa Record)
Five points:
Four points:
Three points:
Two points
One point
Pete
"We were on a break..."
Displease the Koala by neglecting your writing altogether and you may find yourself joining Sarah
KOALA SMACKDOWN
Displease the Koala even more and she may call in her slippery sidekick and put you on:
SUPER-SMACKDOWN!
Aniket
Robin
With thanks to JJ de Benedictis for the fantastic artwork (and her fine abilities with toenail pliers).
Keep writing, keep submitting and earn Koala Love Points! Report in at the end of every month and She Who Is Always Right will total your points and let you know which badge you may display on the side of your blog.
New victims always welcome - please let me know in the comment trail of the latest post. Full instructions for the 2012 challenge here!
Nine or more points:
Angie
Stevie
Pam
Rick (who's Rick? Ah well, he reported in)
Eight points:
Seven points:
Six points:
6 Iasa (it was 5.5, but I'm rounding her up out of amazement. I think it's an Iasa Record)
Five points:
Four points:
Sempra
Whirl (how'd he beat me?! That never happens!)
Three points:
3 McK
Two points
Mar
Sylvia
One point
Pete
"We were on a break..."
Jenna
JJdeGoblin
Displease the Koala by neglecting your writing altogether and you may find yourself joining Sarah
on
KOALA SMACKDOWN
Displease the Koala even more and she may call in her slippery sidekick and put you on:
SUPER-SMACKDOWN!
Aniket
Robin
With thanks to JJ de Benedictis for the fantastic artwork (and her fine abilities with toenail pliers).
About Me
- McKoala
- A marsupial with pretensions to humanity. E-mail the tartan furball at mckoalarado at gmail dot com.
9 comments:
McK you are one scary Koala. I really want to meet you.
Oh boy! Do we get to help punish the guilty? Goblins make great toe-nail pullers!
What scares me is that you're "down under" — some vague antipodean location that might not be, in reality, the furthest place from Whirl Towers.
Anyone want to throw in their lot with me and have a support team type deal? McK's assured my word count, but I keep frittering it away on bits and pieces - there are, oh, 30 novels running around in my head. I would LOVE someone to keep me focused on one (okay, even two) WIP at a time. Anyone?
FH, you worry me. JJ also, but for different reasons...
Whirl, nowhere is too far for me to travel when I'm in a snit. Do I make myself clear?
Aerin, Aerin. Simply send me your novel ideas and I will chose the one that I want to read and slash the others to shreds with my evil claws. Problem solved.
Aerin is saved by updated statistics, or possibly by the fact that I didn't read them properly in the first place. Remember, however, The Koala Never Makes Mistakes. And if anyone suggests otherwise...
I am back to first pass editing (of the final section of my novel omg) and I did Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 last week.
I spent this morning daydreaming about plot breakthroughs and I'm really hoping that counts because I think I'm too hungover to actually commit any of them to paper.
On the other hand, having read jj's comment maybe I will write something just to be sure.
*ducking behind Robin*
neener neener neener
:-)
Intresting what can happen when threatened with being forced to wear your own entrails as a necklace.
940 word, re-edited, chapter to Salvation's Curse.Does this mean now I end up with an appendectomy instead of disembowlment?
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