Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Alluring?

It's time for Robin's voice challenge again! You may remember the last, slightly dodgy, challenge was making some dry-as-dust text sound sexy. This time we're turning it around. How unromantic can we make some loving words?

Here's my attempt - Burns, unromanticized. (Less than a minute long - that's how long it took to destroy our national poet...)


18 comments:

Robin S. said...

Woo hoo! Hell, girl, that's a lot to live up to, and I'm not kidding.
Are you sure you've never done, as JB would say, THEE-ah-tah?

Whirlochre said...

You certainly repelled me, you bogey-encrusted love sloth.

JaneyV said...

This reminds me of almost every rendition of poetry I heard in school. Love poems for the terminally disinterested!

Terrific!

fairyhedgehog said...

Definitely passion-free but even the terrible sound effects can't disguise the music of your voice.

By the way, I didn't realise that Burns was Australia's national poet.

Chris Eldin said...

Hey, Blogger ate my comment!

I said that except for the mucus sounds, you *still* have a sexy voice!!!
:-)

blogless troll said...

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Chris and FH.

pjd said...

Wait. You mean that's NOT passionate reading? I may have to change my style. Hmm. That might explain a lot.

pacatrue said...

Brilliantly done. I'm going to sample your mucus snort at the end and turn it into a lovely clubbing house tune.

Aerin said...

So now I want a nap, you silly little marsupial!! (But first I have to stop snickering at PJD.)

laughingwolf said...

best mainline some haggis there, mc :P lol

McKoala said...

Thank you all! Especially for the 'bogey-encrusted love sloth' - I think that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me, sniff, sniff.

FH - as in Scotland's national poet!

fairyhedgehog said...

McK - I'm really not that dim. (Not quite.) I was joking.

McKoala said...

um, yup, sorry. I did take your remark kind of literally, didn't I?!

fairyhedgehog said...

It's my deadpan delivery. It fools them every time.

sylvia said...

I meant to leave a comment earlier but I fell asleep. This is great - but yeah, your voice is still much too nice. There's that romantic hope that maybe at some point you'll wake up ;)

freddie said...

Sexiest post evah!

McKoala said...

OK, Sylvia and Freddie, now I'm worried about your definition of 'romance'.

Sarah Laurenson said...

Ah the alluring, fresh from bed voice. One hopes it's complete with dragon breath. Nice job, McK!