Some folks at The Kill Zone are making free with her decency.
Read the comments to the end. I think they are unaware of The Claw.
Water bottle koala update: she's in love! Check this out!
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The 2012 Koala Challenge
I think we'll call this column an 'example' of a typical month for a while...keep picking up the badges, though!
Keep writing, keep submitting and earn Koala Love Points! Report in at the end of every month and She Who Is Always Right will total your points and let you know which badge you may display on the side of your blog.
New victims always welcome - please let me know in the comment trail of the latest post. Full instructions for the 2012 challenge here!
Nine or more points:
Angie
Stevie
Pam
Rick (who's Rick? Ah well, he reported in)
Eight points:
Seven points:
Six points:
6 Iasa (it was 5.5, but I'm rounding her up out of amazement. I think it's an Iasa Record)
Five points:
Four points:
Three points:
Two points
One point
Pete
"We were on a break..."
Displease the Koala by neglecting your writing altogether and you may find yourself joining Sarah
KOALA SMACKDOWN
Displease the Koala even more and she may call in her slippery sidekick and put you on:
SUPER-SMACKDOWN!
Aniket
Robin
With thanks to JJ de Benedictis for the fantastic artwork (and her fine abilities with toenail pliers).
Keep writing, keep submitting and earn Koala Love Points! Report in at the end of every month and She Who Is Always Right will total your points and let you know which badge you may display on the side of your blog.
New victims always welcome - please let me know in the comment trail of the latest post. Full instructions for the 2012 challenge here!
Nine or more points:
Angie
Stevie
Pam
Rick (who's Rick? Ah well, he reported in)
Eight points:
Seven points:
Six points:
6 Iasa (it was 5.5, but I'm rounding her up out of amazement. I think it's an Iasa Record)
Five points:
Four points:
Sempra
Whirl (how'd he beat me?! That never happens!)
Three points:
3 McK
Two points
Mar
Sylvia
One point
Pete
"We were on a break..."
Jenna
JJdeGoblin
Displease the Koala by neglecting your writing altogether and you may find yourself joining Sarah
on
KOALA SMACKDOWN
Displease the Koala even more and she may call in her slippery sidekick and put you on:
SUPER-SMACKDOWN!
Aniket
Robin
With thanks to JJ de Benedictis for the fantastic artwork (and her fine abilities with toenail pliers).
About Me
- McKoala
- A marsupial with pretensions to humanity. E-mail the tartan furball at mckoalarado at gmail dot com.
10 comments:
The thought of Koala made to do such demeaning things ... it's too much!
Not Koala at all. Koala is the master - not the slave. (Hence - the claw.)
How can they even think of suggesting such things?
Hmm. I took it as a subterfuge by the koalas to get free entrance to the awards venue. Certainly koalas would never be subject either to whims of fashion or to whims of pop-tarts like Ms. Hilton. I assumed it was Paris who was being used by the koalas.
Tragic what is happening with the wildfires. But McK, I see you've managed to use it to your advantage by attracting the attention of firefighters. I know a few moms around here who would love to attract the attention of firefighters.
Image link (I hope it still works):
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Mmm, firefighters. While the boy koalas panic, we ladies are up in the eucalypt, painting our claws on the off chance that a hunky firefighter might happen past and want to hold our hand.
Sorry. I lost my grammar in the fire.
LOL
But you would be on the red carpet!
I have to find the original post for Sam's rescue. Their description of Koalas was too good. Did you read it? Of course, I can't find it now.
Found it!
Often mistakenly called koala bears because they resemble a child's teddy bear, the marsupial is actually a somewhat ornery creature with a loud growl and sharp claws.
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